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Time to laugh

Live it is sooooooo bored if we take seriously everything ..we need to relax to recharge our energy, and I bet u everything seems to be fun and magnificent. Here it is I post something to laugh about, enjoy it everyone.
“Bad luck”
A woman husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several month, yet she stayed by his besides every single day. When he came to, he mentioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said,” You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.. you know what?”
“What dear?”,she ask gently.
“I think you bring me bad luck.”
( Laugh out load)

Story of Sardan
At the museum
Museum adm : That’s a 500- year-old statue you’ve broken.
Sardan : Thanks God! I though t it was a new one.

In interview
Interviewer : How does an electric motor run?
Sardan : Dhurrrrrrr…dhurrrrrrrrrrr…
Interviewer : ( shout ) Stop it!!!!
Sardan : Dhurrrrrrrr…..dhup dhup dhup…

The saddest story
Bill,Jim, and scott were attending a convention in outer city. They were shared a room at 75th floor in hotel. After all day long meeting, they were so shocked when they knew the lift in that building was broken and they should up stairs seventy-five floor. But Bill got an idea.
“ Lets make this fun! I’ll tell you a funny story as funny as I could until twenty-five floor. Jim you can singing a song until twenty-five floor and Scott telling a sad story until twenty-five floor”.
Everyone is agree. They laughing until they reach twenty-five floor. And then they so excited by singing from Jim until fifty floor. In fifty-one floor. Scott started the sad story. “ Guys…. I’m gonna tell you the saddest story. I left the room key in the car!”.

School Jokes
Longest word
Teacher : What’s the longest word in the English language?
Pupil : Smiles—because there is a mile between the first and the last letter.

The plural of baby
Teacher : What is the plural of mouse?
Pupil : Mice
Teacher : Good, now what’s the plural of baby?
Pupil : Twins!